a couple of "perlitas" from socialist Venezuela

1- Pedro Carreño, Minister of Interior and Justice:

Carreño: The only way to justice is Socialism, is not capitalism, is not cannibalism, which some people want to .....
journalist: yes minister, but isn't it a bit contradictory to talk about socialism when you wear a Luis Vuitton tie and shoes from...
Carreño: eh, uhm, well... it's not contradictory, I would like that Venezuela could produce all of that and I wouldn't have to import 95% of all that is consumed....

2- Hugo Chavez:


please, don't make me translate this one.


If you want more:
Tal Chavez Tal Hitler (this one is really good)

Enjoy!